Do you want a t-shirt of the Fuck Off Squad?! Well, no you can have it!  And wear it! And be cool! Look at that! All those kids who mocked you for liking comics are now super lame and you're awesome and you have a dope shirt! Isn't this exciting!? How exciting is this!? Aren't you excited! LET'S ALL GET EXCITEDDDDDD!

Illustration by Nicole Goux